Word Play
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1. Arbitrator: A cook that leaves Arby's to work at McDonalds.
2. Avoidable: What a bullfighter tried to do.
3. Bernadette: The act of torching a mortgage.
4. Burglarize: What a crook sees with.
5. Control: A short, ugly inmate.
6. Counterfeiters: Workers who put together kitchen cabinets.
7. Eclipse: What an English barber does for a living.
8. Eyedropper: A clumsy ophthalmologist.
9. Heroes: What a guy in a boat does.
10. Leftbank: What the robber did when his bag was full of money.
11. Misty: How golfers create divots.
12. Paradox: Two physicians.
13. Parasites: What you see from the top of the Eiffel Tower.
14. Pharmacist: A helper on the farm.
15. Polarize: What penguins see with.
16. Primate: Removing your spouse from in front of the TV.
17. Relief: What trees do in the Spring.
18. Rubberneck: What you do to relax your wife.
19. Selfish: What the owner of a seafood store does.
20. Sudafed: A litigation brought against a government official.